{"id":495,"date":"2024-04-18T18:08:34","date_gmt":"2024-04-18T16:08:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.desclicsetdeslettres.fr\/?page_id=495"},"modified":"2024-04-18T20:43:06","modified_gmt":"2024-04-18T18:43:06","slug":"pepins-2022","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.desclicsetdeslettres.fr\/index.php\/pepins-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e9pins (2023 – 2024)"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Doudou<\/strong><\/p>

\u2013 Th\u00e9o, tu m\u2019entends ?<\/span><\/p>

\u2013 Ash ? O\u00f9 suis-je ?<\/p>

\u2013 Tu as pass\u00e9 deux ans dans le coma. Ton corps \u00e9tait fichu, mais j\u2019\u00e9tais s\u00fbre qu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur tu vivais encore ! Ton esprit num\u00e9ris\u00e9 a \u00e9t\u00e9 implant\u00e9 dans un organisme synth\u00e9tique.<\/p>

Elle me tendit un miroir. J\u2019y vis la bouille velue d\u2019un ours en peluche.<\/p>

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Extinction Programm\u00e9e<\/span><\/strong><\/p>

Les \u00e9tudiants semblent ignorer ma pr\u00e9sence. Je les aide, pourtant, \u00e0 connecter leurs cerveaux aux terminaux d\u2019apprentissage. Combien de temps s\u2019\u00e9coulera-t-il avant que les IA qui g\u00e9n\u00e8rent les programmes scolaires ne d\u00e9clarent les \u00e9l\u00e8ves aussi obsol\u00e8tes que leurs professeurs ?<\/span><\/p>

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Dopamine<\/span><\/strong><\/p>

Nous devons \u00e0 tout prix reprendre le contr\u00f4le du canon \u00e0 \u00e9nergie install\u00e9 au sommet d\u2019Olympus Mons. Je suis l\u2019ultime survivante de mon bataillon.<\/span><\/p>

PAN !<\/em><\/p>

Je comprime le trou dans ma combinaison pour emp\u00eacher l\u2019oxyg\u00e8ne de s\u2019\u00e9chapper. Je peux enc\u2026<\/p>

PAN !<\/em><\/p>

You died. Thanks for playing Lords of Mars.<\/em><\/p>

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Le Procrastinateur<\/span><\/strong><\/p>

\u2013 Max, quand feras-tu ta sauvegarde c\u00e9r\u00e9brale ? Nous avons mis assez de c\u00f4t\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>

\u2013 Tu t\u2019inqui\u00e8tes trop, mon amour.<\/p>

\u2013 Et si\u2026<\/p>

\u2013 Non. Une guerre, de nos jours, c\u2019est impossible.<\/p>

Une heure apr\u00e8s, la bombe an\u00e9antissait tout et l\u2019arche contenant les \u00e2mes pr\u00e9voyantes transper\u00e7ait les nuages.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t

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Racisme Universel<\/strong><\/p>

\u2013 Les conflits raciaux des Terriens sont absurdes. Aucun d\u2019eux n\u2019est vraiment blanc ou noir. Qu\u2019ils s\u2019appellent les Beiges et les Marrons, \u00e7a apaisera les tensions !<\/p>

\u2013 Peuh ! Opinion vulgaire d\u2019\u00c9cailles-Rugueuses \u2026 Nous, les \u00c9cailles-Lisses, \u00e7a nous parle la puret\u00e9 g\u00e9n\u00e9tique !<\/p>

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\u00c0 C\u0153ur D\u00e9couvert<\/strong><\/p>

Ivre, ce soir-l\u00e0, je suis retourn\u00e9 dans mon labo de recherches sur la bioluminescence. J\u2019ai pris la seringue de lucif\u00e9rine et me la suis plant\u00e9e dans la poitrine. Depuis, je ne sais plus comment lui cacher que je l\u2019aime. D\u00e8s que je la regarde, un brasier s\u2019allume entre mes c\u00f4tes.<\/p>

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Le Synesth\u00e8te<\/strong><\/p>

Les alouettes chantent dans les constellations. La poussi\u00e8re rouge, en bas, a l\u2019odeur du caf\u00e9 frais. Le moteur nucl\u00e9aire surchauffe. C\u2019est cuit. Je salive.<\/p>

Ils voulaient un esprit cr\u00e9atif. Ils n\u2019auraient jamais d\u00fb me confier les commandes du premier vol habit\u00e9 \u00e0 destination de Mars !<\/p>

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Malnova Revo<\/strong><\/em><\/p>

La guerre nucl\u00e9aire s\u2019ach\u00e8ve. Le Pr\u00e9sident du Monde Uni impose l\u2019esp\u00e9ranto comme langue internationale.<\/p>

\u2013 Reb\u00e2tissons Babel ! s\u2019\u00e9crie-t-il.<\/p>

\u2013 L\u2019espoir fait vivre ! dit son Premier Ministre, cyborg dot\u00e9 d\u2019une IA avanc\u00e9e.<\/p>

\u2013 Dieu se ralliera \u00e0 notre cause !<\/p>

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